So if you have managed to stumble across this page already, who are you and what kind of gypsy magics are you using to find me? Also, you may be wondering what this site is and why it’s a thing when there is no content yet. And to that I say, hold on to your horses. Content will be coming very soon. Between leftover pizza and brushing my hair, I am intensely busy.
I have had a handful of columns published recently and wish to share these with you. I will start posting these weekly from next Tuesday/Wednesday and will continue to do so until I catch up to what I have had published and have written and then we will see what happens.
You may also be wondering, “Awkward Matt, why does this page look so bleak and desolate just like your soul?” and to that I say “you’re not my dad. You can’t tell me what to do” and also that a banner will come and with more fiddling with things, this site will look prettier. That I can promise! It will be like those makeover shows like “Pimp my ride”. Yes, it will be that glorious. However, at the moment with creating and tweaking this site, I kind of feel like I am an elephant just randomly mashing buttons and hoping for the best.
So here’s to new beginnings and other things that people raise their glass to.
In the meantime, here is a picture of me as a child eating a cake for no reason other than because I can: